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English doesn't borrow from other languages; English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and sifts through their pockets for loose grammar.
-James Nicoll
I am the butter on the toast of lies!
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"My wine shop needs Stake"
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There is not much that can be said,
About the man with the thing on his head.
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There's a time and place for everything.
There's a reason why certain people meet.
There's a destination for everyone.
What's the explaination when we're done?
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"My wine shop needs Stake"
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"My wine shop needs Stake"
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Birdie Birdie In The Sky,
Why'd You Drop White Stuff In My Eye?
Looks Like Sugar, Tastes Like Sap.......
OMFG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!!!
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"Live without your sunlight.
Love without your heartbeat."
"There's such a fooled heart
Beatin' so fast
In search of new dreams.
A love that will last
Within your heart.
I'll place the moon
Within your heart."
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"Live without your sunlight.
Love without your heartbeat."
"There's such a fooled heart
Beatin' so fast
In search of new dreams.
A love that will last
Within your heart.
I'll place the moon
Within your heart."
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