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All You Need Is Love
But that's an interesting piece of history. I knew nothing of that
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Yummy booty slapping sex.
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"My wine shop needs Stake"
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"Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.”
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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Take my hand, please...pull me up and out of this place.
not to see pictures of sex on the walls but to learn about other cultures
and stuff
the only cool country I've been to is Australia and that was a while ago with my family
oh well I gues I can't complain that's more than most people get
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...and then the words seemed to fly off the page and weave themselves into a beautiful picture...
Behold. the powers of the mighty Beatnik
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